Come Visit Chocoland

COME VISIT CHOCOLAND!!!!!!

If you are receiving this brochure, then you are being trusted with the BIGGEST SECRET KEPT IN THE UNIVERSE!!!!!!!!!!

Chocolandia is an empire hiding on pluto. If you got an email saying Mercury sorry that was a typo! Chocolandia could never live on Mercury because all of the chocolate would melt!!! So, King Dancypants decided to build his colony on the furthest planet from the sun, therefore the coolest, PLUTO. Anyway, I bet your head is buzzing with questions, "who is King Dancypants?" and "um what chocolate?" But don't worry, all of your questions will be answered in this secretive brochure. Read on!!!!

Chocolandia is a empire built entirely out of chocolate!!! The houses, the streets, the oceans are all some form of chocolate! The only things that are not chocolate are the residents of this fine kindgdom. The people who live in this gorgeous place are all just normal beings, with the exception that they are TINY! These strange inhabitants are no larger than a sewing needle!!! Yet these are probably the prettiest people you have ever met, because their manners are divine! They do not eat a single munch of their towns! I mean who could resist a city of chocolate? Only a very nice mannered person! Well actually the reason they don't eat their cities is because they do not crave chocolate. Weird, I know! They LIVE on all types of vegetation. This food source is grown on a secret plant on pluto and also imported from all of the other planets. Humans  do not know that there is a civilization of some sort on each planet, SO DON'T TELL ANYONE!!! Their favorite food is from Edgar's orange grass farm though! They love that stuff!

To answer what we think is your next question we will tell you about their ruling system, and mostly, King Dancypants.

The pioneers of Chocolandia first lived on Earth! They were King Dancypants, Queen Plie, Princess Pirouette, Prince Rondejonde and a few members of the royal court. You see, they used to be as large as any other human being, but then something tradgic happened! King Dancypants was known before as Doctor Dancypants, and he was a terrific scientist! But one day when he was showing his family and friend his newly-invented shrink ray, it accidently shrunk everyone, including himself! The little people tried to fit in, but did not like living in such a big world. So they all shrunk their clothes and hopped a spaceship Doctor Dancypants invented to find a better planet. On their way out, Doctor Dancypants accidently shrunk a chocolate factory! So to make sure it didn't go to waste, they dumped all the chocolate and the workers in the ship too! The Doctor picked Pluto so the chocolate wouldn't melt and because purple and gray were his favorite colors. Pluto had this strange effect on them since they were smaller. They were never cold, and for some reason, the first-shrunken people never grew old! Everyone else did, though. So King Dancypants still rules as young as ever!!! :D

made and written by, Lauren